Sunday, August 26, 2012

Floods and Hospitals


…Are two of the things my day consisted of.
            God's protection was the theme of my day, how about you?
            My friend Sandy invited me to go to the International Christian Fellowship with her and some other ladies.  There are people that go to that church who aren’t associated with Dakar Academy, so I thought it would be a good idea to spread my wings a bit. : ) there are also people who go to the DA church that aren’t associated with the school.. but anyway, I don’t think I will have many opportunities to attend ICF because it is pretty far away, so I would need to either take a taxi or find somebody who is willing to drive there, so I told her I would go with her!
            I’m just going to start at the beginning, and it will probably be a LONG post, so grab a cookie and some milk or tea or coffee.. whatever suits your fancy!  : )
            I woke up today at 6:30.. which I was kind of upset about because I didn’t need to be awake until 7:45, but I couldn’t fall back asleep!  And I didn’t sleep too good the night before because it was raining all night so I kept worrying that I was going to wake up in a pile of sewage (I have heard stories, it has happened).  SO  I got out of bed and got ready for church and started walking to Sandy’s apartment (about a 15 minute walk).  It was a REALLY good walk!  It felt wonderful outside, there weren’t many people around, and it was just lightly sprinkling (about a minute after I stepped into the apartment building, it started pouring)  Thank you Lord!!  Towards the end of the walk it started lightning and thundering that REALLY LOUD  thunder that Africa is so blessed with.  I really should invest in an umbrella, but I keep telling myself that would be silly since the rainy season will be over next month.  I think I’m just going to tough it out.
            I also decided on my walk that Dakar would be a MUCH prettier city if people didn’t throw trash wherever they wanted.  It is so sad.  Especially when I see stray cats and dogs digging through the trash.  I just want to give them a hug, but I don’t want to get rabies.  It’s a major dilemma that I face.  : ) 
            Okay, so I got to her apartment building and climbed the 5 flights of stairs, and waited a few minutes for the other ladies to get there.  The first woman who got there is a teacher at the school for deaf and blind children.  She is Senegalese, and she is only 24 and she has a 15 year old son… yup you read that right.  Solve that riddle.  He’s actually her adopted son and she’s not married and doesn’t think she ever will be because of the caste system and the fact that she’s a Christian.  It is so sad because she is so sweet and as a bonus, she’s pretty!  And I just met her today, so I’m sure her resume only gets better!  ALSO, she knows French, Wolof, Pular, (both of those are African languages), Sign Language, AND English.  So… if you know of any single eligible Christian guys… that speak any of these languages… send them on over… and if I don’t like him, she can have him! Just kidding!  …kind of : ) Anyway, I really like her.
            The second lady was Sandy’s next door neighbor and the first thing she said to me was “I don’t usually speak like a robot, I just have a cold.”  She was hilarious the whole day.  She is from Mali and her husband is British and she works with World Vision.. maybe they both do, I’m not positive.  After Sandy had provided us all with umbrellas, we ventured out into the pouring rain to find a taxi.  My first taxi ride ever, and I’m pretty sure I will remember it forever and always!  Well, maybe not the first one, but definitely the second one.  The way taxis work here is you flag one down.. or if you are a Toubab (white) they just honk at you every time because they think they can get more money out of you.  After they stop for you, you tell them where you want to go and you negotiate a price with them.  Everything is like a game here.  So, he told them a price and they asked for lower.. he said no and drove away but then stopped after 5 feet and accepted the lower price. 
            We got in and were on our way!  It was still pouring rain, and I was kind of nervous because I could not see through the windshield, so I don’t know how he was seeing!  Anyway, we made it to church safely and they asked him to come back after church got over.  He said he would.. more on that later.
            By the time we walked from the car to church, we were soaked (good thing I wore my water shoes today.. they didn’t really match but by the end of the day, I did not care) our umbrellas didn’t really do any good.  Actually, I was already soaked even inside the car because I rolled my window down.  I was either going to get wet from sweat or rain, I decided I would rather be rain wet than sweat wet. 
            Once we were inside, the thunder got even louder, and then the power went out.  So, we just had an acoustic guitar and a little djembe drum thing for worship, but I really liked it.  At the DA church, they have a weird synthesizer thing and they sometimes write their own music, which is cool, but every song sounds the same and they all sound like beach boys songs.. okay enough rude talk. I really do like the DA church! 
            The lady sitting next to me was getting dripped on..  it turned out she had chosen the seat under the only leak in the whole building.  Okay probably not the only leak, but still!  Horrible luck!
            The pastor of this church just lost his son, and he stood up in the beginning and was talking about how when good things happen we say “God is good” which is true, but the two statements don’t go together.. his point was that God is good always, no matter what the circumstances are, but we only seem to realize it when good things happen.  It was really powerful coming from him considering what he is going through. 
            After church, we went out to the parking lot and saw a couple of HUGE snails.. everything is bigger here.  We looked for our taxi man and couldn’t find him anywhere, so we found another one and he wanted double the price that we paid to get there.  They said no and we waved down probably 5 more taxis and right when we told them where we wanted to go they drove off right away.. we didn’t know why.  Finally, one of them said he would take us. 
            This was the start of our 2 hour journey.  Normally it would have taken about 20 minutes… The taxi turned down one road that was blocked off because it was flooded.  No big deal, there’s other ways to get there.  He starts going the other way and on the other side of the street is a RIVER where there is usually a road.  He turns down another road, flooded.  Another one, flooded.  We are passing by people bailing bucketfuls of water out of their homes… and cars with their engines completely submerged in water.  There are chunks of the road missing… which is actually normal, but these were huge crater sized chunks missing. Finally, he turns down a road that just has a little bit of water covering it.  By a little bit, I mean about a foot.  There is a really brave car on this road, so our taxi just followed that car and went through a REALLY deep section of water.. I thought we would either turn into a boat or sink for sure.  But right when we got to the end of it, I was so relieved, until a bunch of water splashed me right in the face.  Yuck yuck yuck!  AND my window wasn’t even down cause it didn’t work in this taxi!! So it was the taxi man’s window.. all his fault!
            He finally gets on the high way and I’m thinking we are home safe. Wrong.  We go for a little while, and on the other side of the dividers we start to see some accidents.  Then we come to a point where all the traffic is backed up.  I thought maybe it was just because of an accident, but as we are sitting there, cars start turning around and going the wrong way on the high way,  and people are walking on the side of the road.  The taxi man yelled at somebody walking by and they said that teenagers were blocking the highway because their homes were flooded so they were upset.  They were burning tires in the middle of the highway.  I still don’t really understand why they decided to do THIS in their anger, but they explained it to me that Senegal just got a new president who promised to fix this flooding problem, and he hasn’t fixed it yet so they are trying to make a point..
            So anyway, by this time, the taxi man is so frustrated and says he will just take us back to the church where he picked us up.. which I don’t understand how that is logical since we were pretty close to home.  Anyway, they told him no.  They decided our options were to walk through the demonstration or go somewhere else and wait it out.  Sandy was not in favor of walking through the burning tires.. or even around them.  So we got out of the taxi, paid him double for all his trouble and walked to the hospital that was about a block away.  We went inside and they were sweeping water out and it smelled horrible in there.  Makes me feel REALLY good if I ever need to go to the hospital.. but Sandy did say there was a different hospital that most people go to that was more westernized.  Then, this guy comes along with a backpack full of spray stuff… probably sanitizer.. but he’s just spraying it on top of the yucky water… so THEN this group of four guys comes rushing in carrying a woman who is screaming her head off.  Later, we found out from the radio that she had fallen in a hole and the riot police sprayed her with some chemical.. or something. I didn’t really understand. 
            We went back outside and things were finally starting to calm down.. so we found a taxi who would take us home and we made it back safe and sound!  Crazy day.  Sandy’s husband and kids had gone to the DA church because the kids wanted to… they were the smart ones.  But anyway, they had a yummy lunch waiting for us when we got home!  And then her daughter made this REALLY good mint tea with mint that she had grown herself!! She put cinnamon and vanilla and butter and sugar in the tea!  Such a little gourmet chef!
            We played some uno and talked for a while and then I went home.  I was so tired,  I thought I might fall asleep on the way home!  But, I saw one of my student’s families driving on the road, so that was fun!  They honked at me and waved and at first I couldn’t figure out who it was so I probably gave them a pretty mean look, but then once I figured it out, I felt so bad so I turned around and waved! Hopefully they don’t think I’m a grump!
            Anyway, after this day… I don’t really feel prepared for this week at all.  I am exhausted and I didn’t get as much done yesterday as I would have liked, so please pray that I will have enough energy to power me through this week! 
            Quick update on yesterday, if you are still reading… your cookie and drink are probably gone by now!  Fruit man came so I’m stocked up on mangoes for the week.. I think I talk about mangoes in just about every post.  Then I went grocery shopping with my FRIENDS and got a new huge bottle of water.  Praise the Lord for gentlemen, because I didn’t have to carry it up the steps again! But this one had a handle on it, so that makes it a lot less awkward.. but I still like the gentlemen rules.
            We went to the vegetable stand right next to one of the grocery stores, and there was the most adorable little 2 or 3 year old African boy.  He was eating a dirt/germ covered lollipop but he was just the cutest ever!  I wanted to steal him and keep him as my own especially after watching him for a while.  There was a tub of dirty yucky water and he kept splashing himself with it, dipping his lollipop in it, sucking the yucky off, dipping it back in, rubbing the lollipop on all sorts of dirty yuckies, sucking it… and then he got on the prayer rug and did the prayer thing.  Then, his dad went across the street and the little boy tried to follow him!  Across a busy road!  Thankfully, Travis was there to rescue him but I just wanted to snatch the little guy right up and keep him for.ev.er.
            Also, I got some laundry done yesterday and learned never to hang it on the clothesline outside before wiping the line off.  So much dust.  My sheets now have a nice line of dirt right down the middle.  But I was NOT going to rewash them, so I just put the dirty side of them so they wouldn’t touch me.
            Okay, now I’m done and I’m not proofreading this… so I apologize for any confusion that results. : )
xoxo

Friday, August 24, 2012

a good friday!


           Yesterday was pay day!! Yahoo!! I think I have said this already, but I really like the cfa (that’s what the money is called here) conversion rate because I now have 343,000 cfa to my name… it makes me feel so rich.
            I just still can’t believe they pay me!! Well, sometimes I can. Like, for example, today.. when the power went out and the generator didn’t even work.  Right in the middle of the day.  So, no fans even!!  It was sooo hot in the classroom, so I decided to take my class outside where there was at least a little bit of a breeze to finish our day!  But, that wasn’t even really that bad.. just a little bit inconveniencing, but the kids loved being able to work outside.
            Funny story for the day: My kids tried to guess how old I was on the first day of school.. I didn’t tell them because that would just ruin the fun.  They all took their guesses, which ranged everywhere from 20-28, and two of them guessed correctly.  I think that none of them wanted to guess the same number.. because they couldn’t be copycats, so they just guessed one more than what they really thought.  But anyway,  I keep telling them that I’m old so they have to talk louder… or that I’m old so I don’t know their new lingo.. or other various reasons why I’m soo old.  Today, one boy said: “You’re not even married yet, so you can’t be old!” so, there you have it… all you married people… you are officially old.  J   
            Today after working out (yeah, I’m posting about it again) the girls said I could come over to their apartment if I wanted to hang out!! Mission accomplished! The only reason I was working out was to become friends with them, and now that I have succeeded, I will never work out again! Haha just kidding.. but in all honesty, 90% of the reason I was going was to make friends.  And they have a wii at their house!!! And I just really like them, they are fun.  J
            I don’t like not being able to understand other peoples’ language.. I’m pretty sure a group of people made fun of me on my walk home today.  Sigh… but Tafa told me he liked my shoes!  So that was a good thing.
            Tonight, around 8:00, I was cutting up a delicious, juicy mango getting ready to go to bed..  (told you I was old) when Ruthanne came into the kitchen and said “Lauren, do you want to go to n’ice cream with Danielle and her dorm girls?”  Danielle is Ruthanne’s sister who I think is just great!  She is a dorm mom of 9 girls.. and before that she taught middle school/high school English.. so anyway.. I never say no to ice cream, even when I have a delicious mango waiting for me.. so we went, and it was a good decision!  The traffic was crazy, and it was super busy in the ice cream shop.. and I don’t know why I didn’t buy a liter of ice cream… I just got a tiny bowl. Ugh. Oh well. Next time, I will know better.  Actually, I did think about getting the liter tub but I chickened out when I started to order.
            Tomorrow the fruit man is coming again! I can’t wait!!!! And then I’m going grocery shopping, and then probably hanging out in my classroom for a while! Just in case you wanted to know my schedule..

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

You know your French is bad when.....


A room full of fourth graders laughs at you when you try to greet them in French.  Yikes… it happened today.  These kids are WAY smarter than me!!!
            Also, when the guards you greet on the way home have to do motions and sign language along with their words for you to understand what they are saying.  And you still don’t really understand, but you just laugh and say “oui” anyway.
            And then (also on your way home) some kids playing soccer don’t even try to speak French to you.. they know you know nothing so they just say “hello”.
            On the plus side, we did an appreciation circle today and they all said really great things like “I appreciate my classmates” and “I appreciate Ms. Fisher because she is very kind and she teaches us a lot of things” (okay, so maybe this kid was just trying to get on my good side, but im just gonna pretend she was serious!)
            Today I decided that Wednesdays are my new favorite day.  Let me tell you why!  The youth pastor’s wife baked these yummy peanut butter chocolate chip cookie bar things and had all the ladies over for “Mug and Muffin” she had coffee and tea and juice also and it was so fun!  She’s going to do it EVERY WEDNESDAY at 10 in the morning!  I know.. at ten in the morning I should still be with my kids right?  WRONG!!  There is this glorious little thing called an hour break while the kids are at French class and Recess.  It’s the best part of my day!!  I’m kind of kidding, but only kind of.  It was perfect also because I had forgotten to pack a snack this morning, and that delightful little treat just filled me right up!! So.. moral of the story.. GO WEDNESDAYS!
            Also, another way you know your French is bad is when the man at the boutique (basically a teeny tiny grocery store)  tells you how much you owe him and you have no idea what number he said so you just hold all your money out to him so he can take what he needs.  Yeah… that’s my life.  It’s a good thing I’m BFFs with Tafa (the real spelling is probably something crazy like tchogoafoa but his name sounds like Ta-fa), the owner… and the only worker.  Because I KNOW he wouldn’t take advantage of a blonde white girl and steal all her money… right?  Right.  No but seriously, he wouldn’t!  Wanna know how I know?  Because he’s psychic… and kind of creepy.
            So, one day I was walking home from school.. all alone.  I think it was the first time I walked home alone.. but don’t worry I would never walk home alone in the dark.  and its completely safe to walk alone in our neighborhood during the day time.  I know because I asked all the dads of teenage daughters that I know (all two of them)  if they let their daughters walk alone in the neighborhood and they said “oh yeah, its totally safe.. but during the night she’s not allowed to walk alone.”  So, if they let their daughters walk alone… its safe! (that part was just for you mom)
            Okay, so there I was walking back from school.  And I say bonjour to Tafa.  He says it back and does the whole how are you thing… and then he tries to speak more French to me.  I never know what to do when people do that.  So I just shrugged my shoulders and gave him the most apologetic face I could make.  He said “you don’t speak French?” I said “nope, sorry!” and he said “me neither, only Wolof” and I said “and pretty good English too!”  and he said “French is too hard.”  And I said “yup, I agree!”  (this is where the creepy psychicness comes in.. are you ready?)  He says: “Lauren, right?”  and I said “WHAT!” and he said… “LAUREN FISHER!!!!” and I got so scared, but then he pointed to my nametag.  So he wasn’t actually psychic, just a little bit creepy.  So that was the day we became BFFs.  Now every time I walk by he says “LaurEN!”  he says it with a really cool accent and I just like it a lot.  So, that is why I trust him to take money out of my hand.
            Today during work out time (that’s right, I worked out today.. and I’m sneakily posting about it in my blog..) I asked the other girls if they were getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and they said “eh no not really.”  I promise that I always have at least 15 bites on me at all times.. mostly on my legs. Its horrible!! Even after I spray a gram of insect repellant.  (yup, I now measure in grams and kilograms and other cool things like that) Ugh, if I make it out of here without getting malaria it will be a miracle.  Ok so anyway.. the true point of the story that I wanted to tell you all is that their theory about mosquitoes is this: they attack all the new blood, and you have a really bad reaction to it but then they keep biting you, but you kinda get used to it so don’t have as bad of a reaction.  I don’t really know how much sense that actually makes, but I’m hoping I quit reacting soon.. I would really love to not have itchy red dots all over my legs at some point.
            Okay, I think this might be the last story I have for tonight…  I was thinking about what I could have for dinner tonight and then I remembered that our house help was coming tonight and cooking for us! Wooo hooO!!!!  So I stayed a little longer at school and got some good stuff done..  and then I came home from school and the apartment was seriously a whole new world.  It was SO clean.  She is amazing.  And the food was soooooooooooooooooo yummy.  It was this rice stuff with beef in it and some seasonings.  She also made sweet potato fries YUM.  And this salad that it would be okay with me if she never made again.  But anyway.. she made SO MUCH food.  SO MUCH.  So we took the rest to our neighbors down the stairs.. a lot of the rice and beef stuff and all of the salad since it was so *delicious*.. I know very generous of us!  But I can see how some people might like it… I just wasn’t a fan. 
So now it is time for bed. Past time actually! And tomorrow is already Thursday! Yahooooooo! J

Friday, August 17, 2012

3 day weekend here i come!

tonight is FRIDAY! open house is done, and now i'm looking forward to this year even more! The parents are all SO nice, and i couldn't understand all of the things they said... accents... but they were smiling, so i just smiled back!
i dont really have much else to report.. except the fruit man is coming to my friends house tomorrow and i get to go buy fruit from him also! im so excited!! i need to stock up on those mangoes :) mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy! i could spend a whole paycheck on those babies.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Another near-death moment...

...happened today around 4 in the afternoon.
The housing coordinator (Jill) has been asking me every day (meaning just tuesday and wednesday) if i wanted to work out. During work out hours she is called Jill Sargent.. get it, like drill Sargent? and she lives up to that name for sure!! On tuesday I didn't because it was the day before school started so i still had a lot to do, Wednesday was the first day of school so i had to prepare for the second day of school, and I finally gave in today because I knew i wouldn't do it tomorrow because tomorrow is open house.  Actually, when she asked me today, I think i said yes on accident, but then I had already committed so i was stuck. in the best way possible.
Apparently, these ladies work out EVERY day, and i dont know how they do that.. because I can barely even type right now.  We did a Jillian Michaels DVD and boy oh boy.. in her own words "this work out is no joke".  i dont think i will be able to even write on the board tomorrow! okay, enough complaining.  The kids were definitely more comfortable today.. lots more talking. BUT, they aren't disrespectful at all, so im still happy, because all kids talk.
I met one of the moms today and she said "if you need anything let me know.. cookies, cupcakes." I want to email her and ask her for both.. and then take them home all for myself. would that be okay?
aaand i think thats it for today! SO glad tomorrow is friday and theres no school on Monday!! YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Still alive...

On Monday night, I thought I was a goner for sure.  There was another huge storm, and the thunder was SOOOO big this time.  i have NEVER heard it that loud.  I felt like a little kid who needed to go sleep in the parents bedroom.  I was just praying and praying for it to be over.  It was weird though because since it was so loud, i thought it would be super close, but it took longer than i thought for the thunder to happen after the lightning happened.  So every time the sky lit up i was DREADING the thunder.  for about 6 seconds. it was horrible!  But I made it through the night and was able to go to the LAST day of orientation! woo hoo!  Our last meeting was a "newcomers" meeting where we talked to "Shrink Lady" (as my principal calls her which i just found out today and think is hilarious) aka the school counselor.  She asked us what our frustrations and needs were at the time.  Everyone was going on and on about how they were frustrated about this and that... and i just wasnt saying anything so shrink lady said "lauren, what about you?" and i felt guilty to say that i was doing fine.
I finished up my classroom and went to the grocery store to buy dinner things and found some CHOCOLATE!!!! and it was on PROMO (french word for sale... im doing good!) i thought that it had hazelnuts in it, but they turned out to be just regular old peanuts (okay maybe im not doing so good).   but i also bought some kinder chocolate.  YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. i think i deserve it.  and, i hate to admit this, but im actually starting to kind of like the powdered milk.. i just make it with mostly powder and just a little bit of water so its so creamy and kind of sweet.... yum.  so after getting my chocolate fix, i made some dinner.. i really dont understand how some women are teachers AND mothers... or even just wives, props to them!
and TODAY was the first day of school!!!! it went so well! all the elementary kids and parents met in the auditorium at first, and then we went to our classrooms. i just have to say, my kids are adorable and i love them. we had so much fun.  now i just have to figure out what we are going to do tomorrow.. BUT the good news is no school on Monday! because of some muslim holiday called corte or something.  they have to see the moon.. i dont really understand it.  but either way, monday=no school.  im sure i will end up there anyway, but it will be nice to have some prep time.
Also, i am SO thankful for things like p.e. and art and music. 30 minutes of pure joy baby.
the director and his wife had all the new people over for dinner tonight.. it was SOOO yummy something with peanut sauce that their house help made. i ate sooo much.
sad fact of the day: i heard mangos are going out of season soon :(
ok so, this post was mostly about food, so i guess now would be a good time to tell you that i have gained 32 pounds in my time here.  but thats okay.. my students won't know me as any different!!
Also, all the parents are SO nice. like extremely nice. speaking of parents, here is an embarassing story... one of the moms introduced herself to me after school and said "Is it meees or Mrs.?" (she said mrs. without an accent.) she is from brazil.  So i said "its mees... i mean miss." her accent threw me off! and i think she noticed.. ughhhhh. oh well! told you im a freak! :)

Monday, August 13, 2012

monday, tuesday, WEDNESDAY!

More meetings today... but the one good thing about the meetings was the pop (or should i say POOP???) quiz about traveller's diarrhea that the nurse gave us. I like her.. for obvious reasons :)
I love when people have birthdays.. There were two this week and one of the ladies made some delicious cakes... YUM! I wish birthdays happened every month.  But then everybody would be twelve times as old. Yikes.
After the cake, I had a plethora of energy to work on my classroom.  It is looking GOOD.  I am so excited!!    I was finding a lot of ways to take breaks though, and on one of my breaks I went to the office to make some copies and as I was walking down the hall, the office lady said "THERE SHE IS!!!" very excitedly.  One of my students was there visiting and I got to meet her!!! :) She is such a cutie! She shook my hand and said "nice to meet you!" What 4th grader does that???  Let's see if she's still like that when her parents aren't around. :) The rest of the day, I was just so excited I couldn't handle it!
Also.. I introduced myself as "Ms. Fisher" it felt sooo weird!
We now have a class pet, which I'm not too excited about.  He (or she... IT. it doesnt deserve to have a gender)  IT is a cockroach. a HUGE one. ewwww.  Im just glad it wasn't in my house.  I can handle it being in my classroom, but if it was in my house.. I would hang a hammock on my ceiling and sleep in there.. because cockroaches can't climb walls. (don't correct me, just let me live in a happy false world).  
Right when I was about to leave (I decided 5:45 was a good quitting time), a knock came on my classroom door!  I opened the door and two adorable little people were standing there.  One of the teacher's kids (an 8th grader and a 5th grader) had come to see if I needed any help.  How could I leave at this point when I still had a lot to do and two willing helpers?  So, I put them to work and then left around 6:30.
I came back to the apartment to find a PARTY going on!!!!! Okay, not really.  But one of the guys was trying to set up our internet, and it wasn't working.  Our neighbors were also over trying to help figure it out.  But anyway, we still don't have internet.  Luckily, My computer has an unsecured network that I would be happy to use for the rest of the year, but Ruthanne wants to get real internet.. but why is it so expensive here? 60 dollars a month! just for internet! oh well..
We are experimenting tonight with a recipe in the missionary cookbook we got.. pancakes in the oven.  hmm. I am so hungry, though, I would eat our pet cockroach!  Okay.. not really. I would rather starve to death than eat a cockroach! sick! 
Okay!! love to you all!!